R.I.P.YOU, PROBABLYDATE PENDING
Your headstone
A personalized grave and epitaph, ready for the group chat.
Case file No. 000–∞
Every Body Has an Expiration.
Let's Check Yours.
FOR FUNONLY
Morty, the Reaper's anxious intern, asks 24 questions, consults the bones, and stamps your entirely hypothetical expiry date.
03 minutes24 questions0 data stored103,796 souls served
StatusStill aliveFor now
Estimated expiryPending reviewMorty needs your paperwork
Your appointment includes
One gloomy little calculation.
Three excellent souvenirs.
42YEARS07MONTHS13DAYS
A live death clock
A dramatic countdown to a date that is absolutely made up.
FINAL APPOINTMENT?Attendance mandatory
A calendar invitation
Block off the hour now. It would be rude to double-book.
Today at Morty's desk
The ledger never closes.
Fresh files, historical departures, and the famous names whose paperwork recently arrived.
Rebuilt every morning
Who died on this date?
Every calendar square is somebody's last one. Open today's historical ledger.
View today's names →Morty's news deskRecently filed
Celebrity death news, written from real reporting without the funeral-parlour voice.
Read death news →The guest book100 famous names
Dates, ages, claims to fame, and the uncomfortable reminder that fame is not protective equipment.
Browse the departed →The interrogation
The 24 Factors Behind Your Death Date
Morty weighs 24 lifestyle and health factors, each with the grim, funny, real statistics behind it. A few of the big ones:
Death Date Calculator: FAQ
The honest, slightly morbid answers to what people ask Morty most.
What is a death date calculator?
A death date calculator is an entertainment tool that estimates a fun, hypothetical “expiry date” from national life-expectancy averages, your body-mass index, and lifestyle answers. ExpireOnDate.com turns that estimate into a headstone, live countdown, and calendar invite. It is for fun only—never a medical prediction.
How does ExpireOnDate.com calculate my death date?
We begin with national life expectancy, adjust for BMI and 24 lifestyle answers, then add a random cosmic wildcard for luck and genetics. Read the full method on our how it works page.
Is the death clock accurate or a real prediction?
No. ExpireOnDate.com is 100% entertainment. It is not medical advice, a scientific forecast, or an insurance tool. Real lifespan depends on countless unpredictable factors.
Is my data private?
Yes. Every calculation runs entirely in your browser. Your nickname, birth date, measurements, and answers are never sent to a server or stored. See our privacy policy.
Can I add my estimated death day to Google Calendar?
Yes. The results screen opens a pre-filled one-hour Google Calendar event at your estimated date, complete with your cause-of-doom story and a clear disclaimer.
WTF bro - Why did you build this website?
Said my final goodbyes to both parents this year and lot of death in family lately. Everyone has their ways to deal